Eli's Host Grandfather,"Dada," He thinks my name is Svetlana Heetehrskaya from US? No. UK? No. Ukraine? Yes! I dont know why this is? But I think Eli told him that?You may win this time Mr. Naud, but that is only because the Nondenominational Winter Solstice stakes are way toooo high and Eli really needs some new pants :)
(For everyone else reading this, if it makes no sense, just disregard it)
We have only just begun young "Heeter" as I now know you, and your minions, can be bent to my will, the demands shall increase exponentially.
ReplyDeleteI've chosen to split the package and only half will be sent now, the other when you post more images of "your" minions host family.
I and the U.S.P.S await your prompt compliance.
Perhaps instead of brutally abusing your optics with a repetitive viewing of Om Shanti Om, you might assist your minion with a new data account from http://www.vsnl.in/index.php. If you find it suitable for her needs, I may be persuaded to forward the funds for such an extravagance.
I look forward to our next communication.
And for the record it is pronounced Mr. No (Naud) Ask your belgian compatriots of the pronunciation.
Our patience is wearing thin Ms. Hilt. Perhaps a reminder is in order.
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